I ran out of apples - have to go to the grocery store today.
I've seen GAS in people who don't have guitars. I figure it is
an instinct to collect and/or replay the rush you got the last
time you acquired a new member for your herd. I've been
sky diving and I've seen the same addiction to adrenalin there
and in crotch rocket riding (motorcyle) - I got rid of mine
before it killed me - I was jumping roads like Evil Knievel
just starting out and couldn't get my fill. Actually my boss
told me he was looking for my replacement because he
saw what was happening. The more rush you get the more
you need it. It may be a subliminal quest to find
completeness and never quite reaching it like an infinite series
or asymptotic lines approaching zero at infinity,i.e. trying to
compute the limit of the unknown experience. And it also
seems to be related to a quest for perfection, the ultimate
(girl, gun, guitar, etc.) My boss collects guns for example and
that is where I first heard the term GAS (only been playing guitar 4 years).
The guy next door to my apartment collects an endless series of girls
so GAS works there too. I doubt he'll ever find Ms. Right - he
sure seems happy though trying.
Should I go to a shrink to cure my GAS? Why waste the money?
My boss's wife is a nurse and her girl friend's husband is a shrink.
You know what he spends his money on? He's got every piece
of equipment Eddie Van Halen ever used. He and his wife travel
around the world chasing EVH concerts. Eddie knows them and
invites them back stage. So why should I feed his habbit?
What's his gig? Listening to others GAS so he can inflate his
own.
The more money you have the more GAS you can have. I think it
may be related to that concept of absolute power corrupting absolutely.
I'm thankful my GAS doesn't come from a bottle or I'd be living in a box
under a bridge somewhere. Anyway GAS appears to be a universal
phenomena that manifests itself in one form or another depending on
one's ability to support the selected habbit. For example you hear
MacDonalds toys advertised as a collection inviting kids to collect
all 6 or all 6 glasses or whatever. If you don't have a complete set
it is imperfect and the quest for perfection goes on! It works on
kids of all ages.
Have you seen Jeff Beck's car collection? I guess he's played
just about every guitar he ever desired.
Who hasn't seen the bumper sticker "he who dies with the most
toys wins." There's a hunger in the human soul obviously.
Some end up being the pusher for other people's GAS so they
can feed there own GAS.
Why does Warren Buffet continue chasing money? He rarely spends
it on himself. It's got to be for the rush of the next deal.
I walked by one of those Friday night classic car shows you see
at the Silver Dinner. I talked to a guy who was there with his
1960 Corvette convertible. Wow what a car. Anybody with that
kind of money obviously knows how to serve other people's GAS
needs. I asked him what did his wife say about him getting the
car. He laughed and said you're right she did complain about it
but he explained to her that it was cheaper than spending it on
a shrink and besides when he goes to sell it he'll get more
than he paid for it! That encounter is what started opening
my eyes to this GAS phenomena.
Obviously you need a few guitars to cover different sounds.
But strangely I've met some pro musicians with very few
guitars. (Not often but they do exist. They probably live
out their GAS urges in something else perhaps?)
I never knew about GAS until my late 50's. Why? Because
I didn't have spare change until recently. Never had the
mid life crisis only because I couldn't afford one.

The
motorcycle I didn't get to my early 50's when I first
started to experience it. When I got rid of the motorcyle
I got into guitars which were easier to start acquiring than
motorcyles and my GAS appetite when through the roof.
I can only imagine what it would be to have success too
early and too young. GAS at an early age onset like diabetes
could kill you.
Why did rock stars smash guitars? Probably multiple reasons
but one no doubt is so they could make room on their wall
and in their garage for something new. The traditions of breaking
wine glasses I heard came from the Indus River valley in
Indian where the industry of glass and jewelry making became
so prolific they could afford to.
People join country clubs (I understand that is a similar phenomenon
about golf and chasing the perfect club to improve your game - sounds
familar), and there are gentlemen's clubs, etc. I've thought about
the idea of a guitar club. To join you have to donate some many
guitars to the repository. Each month the repository sends you a
guitar to have for the month before you return it to the repository.
That way every month you are getting a new guitar. I think such
a club already exists. It's called eBay.
GAS with guitar is particularly addictive because you are chasing
the perfect guitar in order to chase the perfect sound. It's
a double whammy - two rushes for the price of one.