Tried to keep descriptions brief, with the exception of particular amusing/noteworthy stories - But feel free to post just the name or write novels about them

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Jay Turser Spirite:
~2001 - 2003
First electric guitar; found it on eBay as a sixteen year old. Plywood, crazy shape, metal/adjustable nut. Sold it to a guy at the dorms, saw it at Guitar Center a month later
1996 Fender MIJ Jaguar
~2002 - Present
Bought for me by my dad as a graduation present; I’ve replaced just about everything removable on it with US-made equipment since, and gotten a refret.
Schecter Omen 6
~2003 - 2006
Didn’t want to take the Jaguar to the dorms initially (though I eventually did,) so I bought as a cheap knock-around guitar that eventually got modded to hell. Traded it to a guy for some work on one of my other guitars
1996 Gibson ‘The Paul’ II
~2005 - 2008
Bought blowing my first paycheck from my first internship; needed about $300 in eventual setup/repair work as glued things came loose, fretwork went bad etc. Never sounded how I wanted, so sold
1966 Fender Mustang
~2006 - Present
I won a (small) jackpot my first time using a slot machine, and used it to buy the hulk of a Fender Mustang and a bunch of parts. A friend in North Hollywood helped me put it together and painted; adventures ensued and this is a memorable keepsake of the period for me
Squier ’51
~2006 - 2007
Everyone had these, so I picked one up too; big surprise, it was basically just like a regular Squier - except uglier. Still not quite sure what made these a fad, but I got rid of it in a span of a few months
*Honorable Mention* Ibanez SZ720
~2007 - 2008
My band had two of these between myself and my singer, but they were never ‘mine.’ Very nice guitars, but our singer detested anything ostentatious so the flame/quilt maple tops were covered in spray paint. One eventually got the neck broken off; I’d love to have one now as a no-worries solid player
Telecaster/Jazzmaster
~2008 - Present
I was cheated out of a Jazzmaster body by a ‘friend’ (maybe the same individual who helped me build my Mustang.) As a result, I had to make-do on this project by butchering an MIM Telecaster to accept Jazzmaster hardware/pickups. Did a quickie duplicolor refinish and was alarmed it was playable at all. Still own it - but it’s been pirated of many parts at this point and is basically a hulk
Jackson Soloist SLX
~2014 - Present
I didn’t pick up a guitar between somewhere around 2008 and getting this one, when I made the decision I needed to re-learn everything I’d forgotten (which was a lot) in that near half-decade; I wanted a ‘no excuses’ guitar that didn’t have any of the ‘quirks’ of my existing keepers; little did I know a locking tremolo has even more quirks. Still - a great guitar
Daisy Rock Heartbreaker Artist
~2014 - 2014
So uncomfortable/un-ergonomic I could barely consider keeping it
Squier Vintage Modified Jazzmaster
~2014 - Present
Traded an Orange amp I disliked for this one; has gone through several pickup/hardware iterations after eliminating some of the initial dodgy modifications from a previous owner
’94 Fender Mexican Telecaster (Squier Series)
~2014 - Present
Was cheap on eBay; great guitar, that’s all I have to say about it
*Honorable Mention* ’91 Yamaha RGZ112P
~2015 - 2019
Bought for my wife but she never played it; at one point the neck did a back-flip and I successfully straightened it basically by standing on it; this worked great until I took it on a camping trip up to Big Sur, and the fretboard popped off after a bump. In Gilroy I bought clamps/glue and repaired it on the spot; was more stable than ever after that. Not a bad guitar, but made redundant by everything else I own considering my wife never touched it
’07 American Select Stratocaster
~2016 - 2019
Craigslist find in poor shape; I really wanted to like it, but the neck on this one too did a severe front-flip; one neither my luthier nor my boots could fix. Had to go, no room for anything with a fault IMO
$50 eBay Strat
~2016 - ?
Trying to get rid of it, but when a guitar is $50 new I neither have to much explain the condition of its construction or the difficulty in doing anything but donating it (which is probably what I will wind up doing.) Alarming - the vibrato actually keeps tune and floats
Sparkle Strat
~2017 - Present
Cheap Eden body; now with Lace Sensors. I’ll probably swap the neck from my oddball Telecaster hulk onto it and keep playing
’87 G&L SC3
~2017 - Present
Remarkable eBay find and my first G&L - never getting rid of it
’83 G&L F100
~2018 - Present
Inherited from my dad; will always be near me
G&L Tribute ASAT Deluxe Carved Top
~2018 - Present
See above; kept at my mom’s house
’00 or so MIM Stratocaster
~2018 - Present
See above; kept at my mom’s house
’14 Fender American Special Jazzmaster
~2019 - Present
Couldn’t resist it at the price - great guitar