After getting everything perfectly smooth I got the topcoat on – it’s that great colour amongst great colours, that boldest finish amongst the bold finishes:
SHELL PINK!!!
SHELL PINK!!!
SHELL PINK!!!
SHELL PINK!!!
Despite everthing I read about the colour looking better with white trim I took a punt and went with black. I think it's looking prety nice. The binding appears almost blue in the pictures - it needs to be sanded smooth still, as is it's scuffed from where I was sanding the primer.

Here’s what the pick-guard will be like. You'll be able to see more of the binding when it's finished, I have to get rid of the paint that's all over it

This shape is ‘inspired’ (ahem…) by the pick guard on Tomkins guitars, which is my favourite shape for a pick guard on a t-type guitar. Allan Tomkins makes incredibly fine instruments, but sometimes get the finish a bit wrong. Why he keeps dying the necks crazy colours is beyond me.


Is there an instrument you’d like to see played in bands more often?
I’d personally like to see people playing keyboard WELL. With two or more keyboards stacked up like Garth Hudson from The Band. There are plenty of pretty girls in crappy electro-hipster-pop groups with Nord’s, playing single finger melodies using the ‘auto transpose’ function if the song isn’t in the key of C, but very few people who actually pound on those things or make them sing. Shame really.
I’d like to see more people playing G&L guitars too. I’ve only ever seen one guy playing an ASAT live.
Songs about large women.
I’m not a huge fan of novelty songs, the exception being when the topic is large women. My favourite is ‘Huggin’ and Chalkin’ by Hoagy Carmichael. Have a listen here.
I heard one yesterday on the radio, I didn’t catch the artist or the song name, something about a southern girl I think, but it had some great lyrics. My favourite line from the song:
“I’m a regular Hugh Hefner
Of the Huge and Heifer kind”
I laughed a lot at that one.
Others songs that come to mind are;
‘Big Bottoms’ by Spinal Tap
‘Baby Got Back’ by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Any more?