Guitar player humor only we can appreciate

[Kit]

I saw the following in the news today:

According to court records, a man and woman told police a man came into their home uninvited and sat down on the couch "mumbling incoherently."

The records say the man chased the intruder out, striking him in the back with a vacuum tube.

[Palmtree]

A woman is in court on assault charges for beating her husband with his guitars.

"First offender?" the judge asks.

To which the woman replies, "Oh no your honor. First the Gibson. THEN the Fender."

[LarryNJ]

Here's one for the BASS PLAYERS:

!2-year old to his Father:

"Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be a BASS PLAYER!"

"Son, you can't have it BOTH WAYS!"


...Try the Veal.

Happy New Year.

[Palmtree]

Why did the guitar player put drumsticks on his dashboard?

Because he wanted to park in the handicapped zone!

(and a drummer told me that one!)