Guitar player humor only we can appreciate
Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:24 am
I saw the following in the news today:
According to court records, a man and woman told police a man came into their home uninvited and sat down on the couch "mumbling incoherently."
The records say the man chased the intruder out, striking him in the back with a vacuum tube.
According to court records, a man and woman told police a man came into their home uninvited and sat down on the couch "mumbling incoherently."
The records say the man chased the intruder out, striking him in the back with a vacuum tube.
Re: Guitar player humor only we can appreciate
Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:36 pm
A woman is in court on assault charges for beating her husband with his guitars.
"First offender?" the judge asks.
To which the woman replies, "Oh no your honor. First the Gibson. THEN the Fender."
"First offender?" the judge asks.
To which the woman replies, "Oh no your honor. First the Gibson. THEN the Fender."
Re: Guitar player humor only we can appreciate
Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:51 am
Here's one for the BASS PLAYERS:
!2-year old to his Father:
"Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be a BASS PLAYER!"
"Son, you can't have it BOTH WAYS!"
...Try the Veal.
Happy New Year.
!2-year old to his Father:
"Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be a BASS PLAYER!"
"Son, you can't have it BOTH WAYS!"
...Try the Veal.
Happy New Year.
Re: Guitar player humor only we can appreciate
Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:39 pm
Why did the guitar player put drumsticks on his dashboard?
Because he wanted to park in the handicapped zone!
(and a drummer told me that one!)
Because he wanted to park in the handicapped zone!
(and a drummer told me that one!)