Something's worng...

I had a huge pile of asparagus for dinner and it ain't working yet.

Ken...

no smelly pee?

Not then, but it's okay now. Kinda concerned me at the time. I mean, I've spent a LOT of years honing the ability to putrefy the air with essence of asparagus.

Then, to add insult to injury, I find that I fat-fingered the spelling of "wrong". I guess I should take solace in only having gotten wrong wrong.

Ken...

I had a huge pile of asparagus for dinner and it ain't working yet.

Ken...

So what you're telling us is that you're full of it ?

( asparagus that is )

What did you think I meant

So what you're telling us is that you're full of it ?

Not so much anymore, which is kinda disappointing.

I was thinking the other day (a what a terrifying thought THAT is)... Wouldn't it be great to bottle the stuff (the odor) and build some way to have it emanate from the back of the car to help get rid of tailgaters? Either that or decomp. Hmm....

Ken...