Lunch Reporter Nominee is ...Dave el Asattwanger

O.K., after a week of L.R. duties, and in light of the decrease in participation, I've placed a new poll with this post regarding the Lunch Report setup. I know that Craig did a poll a while back, but at that time we hadn't been through what I see as a shrinking circle/pool of participants. My own feelings make me guess that there are many longer time participants who are shrinking from posting anything here because of their fear of standing out, and being picked for L.R. So, that's what my poll is. It's basically aimed at the lurkers, who I hope are at least still scanning the G&LDP. I know of at least one. However, relative newbies, now that most of you have had a recent stint as L.R., have an experienced opinion now that you didn't have 1 or 2 months ago, when the last poll was taken.
I nominate Dave el Asattwanger with some hesitation, as he hasn't posted a lot here of late. So Dave, and others who have perhaps spent more time lurking recently, cast your vote. I'm sure that Craig would like to know why some of the G&LDP veterans are no longer posting. If it has to do with L.R. duty paranoia, perhaps it can be modified or even eliminated. So guys, please participate in the poll and let your anonymous feelings be known. Thanks.
And to Dave el Asattwanger, congratulations or apologies. Have fun.

I enjoy what people are posting, it is a good read and helps generate some extra forum activity. However I only get about 1/2 of them as I don't own G&Ls and won't for the better part of a year (ideally), I do not dig deep into companies for every piece of information, I just play their guitars. So the sort of 'obligatory G&L section' is where they lose my interest (unless it has porn)

Since we have not heard from Dave el Asattwanger, I have extended the 2nd highest
honor to another member named Dave. I've already been in contact with him and just
need his confirmation of acceptance. So, with no further ado, I am nominating elduave
as our next Lunch Reporter.