The nephew:
Who knows on this one? The Fender name might attract him. The S-style or T-style bodies could attract him. I don't believe the "S-500" concept would be what attracted him if he is unfamiliar with G&L.
Darwin,
If AGB had remained open as a physical store would you continue to buy guitars? I thought you were sated after the Fallout.
How many guitars were you initially interested in at first sight only to lose interest when you played the guitar? Have you been disappointed in many guitars bought at a distance? I know you have ordered at least one.
You are pretty good at finding new homes for guitars, whether it is your home or one elsewhere. You know you could turn them over if you did not bond with them.
There is a ritual and culture to the guitar store experience especially when the dealer is knowledgeable and cares about what they sell to people. That is definitely going to be missing if you proceed to adopt the online community of sources. I am sure there are some and I know of one specifically who feels like a friendly local guy when dealing with him from a distance using a phone and email. It would be better if it were local but you make do with the way things are not constantly thinking " I wish things were different."
How is this for distance? I am buying a guitar directly from a dealer in Japan. It will be the most money I have ever spent on a guitar. A lot to gamble on. Brand new but a warranty will not be valid in the USA. There are no authorized dealers in the USA. G&L and this situation have things in common (the buyer interest in builder history and dedication to quality). I might elaborate on this in a NGD eventually.
Anyway, I hope you adapt and keep buying guitars. I enjoy your reviews and comments upon receiving a guitar. But the same is true when you just pickup one of those already in your collection. I just want you to be happy.